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Doomrider facepalm:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000
Reasons why 40K is awesome(barem nešto od toga :))
* Grim darkness is grim
* Huge body count
* Tanks the size of buildings
* Titans can level cities with fuckhuge weaponry
* EXTERMINATUS
* Orks iz da biggest an da meanest
* Space Elves are nearly extinct
* Fucking CHAINswords chopping things into meaty little chunks and covering your face with a thick viscous spray of the enemy's vital fluids
* CHAINAXES, THUNDER HAMMERS, FORCE HALBERDS, POWER FISTS, HEAVY BOLTERS, EXPLODING PLASMA GUNS, VOLCANO CANNONS, EARTHSHAKERS, NOVA CANNONS HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO CUM
* POWER EVERYTHING. POWER ARMOR, POWERFISTS, POWERGLOVES, POWERAXES, POWERSWORDS, POWERFEET, POWERSPAWNING BABIES, YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES
* GIVE POWERFISTS TO YOUR BABIES AND THEY CAN SERVE THE EMPRA!!
* Space Marines are so manly that they eat war and shit awesome, also PAULDRONS
* Forgeworld Death Korps models
* DOOMRIDER NA NA NA
* Slaanesh, owning the monopoly on cocaine, sex and booze for millions of years
* Commissars *BLAM*
* Little E
* Perpetual virgins
* You can dance and sing at a 13-year old boy crying after getting his ass kicked with his Necron army.
* If you don't think a certain rule exist (or just causing you problems), you can roll a dice to see if the rule is real (STATED IN THE RULEBOOK!)
* Codex always have a cool story bro
* Apocalypse games (3,000-50,000 points of win!).
* Inquisitors, "Everything is heresy! EVERYTHING!".
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In all the world, there's only one technology,
a rusty sword for practicing proctology!
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