Bwaaahahhaha

[Rasho]

na unclopedii kratak review WH40k.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40k

[Bojo]

"The aim of the game is to spend at least £200 of birthday and pocket money on an army, paint five models and play two games, both of which you must lose, before you hit 15 years of age and lose interest. Occasionally some people don't do this properly and collect Warhammer all their lives. They are called Warhammer 40k nerds and soon lose the ability to talk about anything else.

Some people who play 40k beyond 15 become embittered, twisted individuals who despise Game Workshop's hold on their lives but, like heroin (or heroine) addicts, keep needing to go back to feed their addiction. These people are usually easily spotted in Games Workshops due to continually shouting "go away!" to (presumably drugged up) over-enthusiastic staff and doing specops style infil/exfil operations into the store to get what they need and get out before having time to ponder the demonic hold the game has on their wallets. "

[Likvor]

“WHAT THE HELL?! $65 FOR ONE FUCKING TANK?!!!?!!!?!?!?”

~ Jews on 40k's prices


hahahaha

[TIFUSAR]

"Among the many chapters are the Iron Warriors which are renowned for never losing a game. The illustrious history of this chapter demands that even the smallest scouting force take enough heavy firepower to sink a battleship. Many decry that it is the broken rules that give the Iron Warriors this advantage, while Iron Warriors claim they are the greatest generals ever and they often have sex with females. Both of these are a lie, and even Gav Twerp admitted he structured the Iron Warriors to win the games without effort cause he was sick of other people that played the game in the studio beating him."

True, true...

[Ezav]

"Eldar: Have *nothing* to do with elves. In fact they are so unelfy that they are a forgotten dying race with pointy ears and magic powers. Nope, nothing like elves at all. Became a dying race as a result of the biggest one-off the galaxy has ever seen (the fact that there are a few billion of them is not important). They are technologically advanced yet incapable of providing their troops with armor stronger than paper mache. An Imperial Guardsman could theoretically kill an Eldar by spitting at it hard enough. They apparently have to build their own worlds to survive without dying of sunburn, but in battle this problem does not seem to apply."

Strasno ali istinto :)

"Necrons: The n00bzor army, used by hackers, cheaters and general bastards alike. Known for players who like to skip the rule book completely and pullout the biggest fuck-off rocket launchers they can before ploughing through the players lame plastic defences. Their special Rule, "Necrodermis", allows the player to literally mash the other players pieces into the table with his fist, and if he's too much of a puss for that, a hammer. Skinless rip-offs of the Terminator. They'll be back dammit! With bigger guns! And an Austrian accent! Necron users are known for being spottier than the average Warhammer geek and having no friends or life. Which begs the question how can you kill that which has no life?"



Clanak do jaja

[Bojo]

Ma skidam kapu. autor clanaka je legenda! svaki me paragraf nasmijao.

[HIV Tajrant]

....zato kaj je istina...

[Dark Cross]

do jaja.......

[Rasho]

I'm gonna asplode!

[Degman]

"Most races in the game are equiped with weapons that can go right through people and kill tanks in seconds, but like to beat each other up by slamming their guns at each other instead of shooting."

Jel to Bero piso?

[Malleus Malleficarum]

Imperial Guard: Normal humans given the short straw that end up using such superior techniques as blinding their foes with cancerous flashlights and red rover defence walls."If we all hold hands real tight and stand in a long line, much like a wall we might be able to stop the giant buggies from passing through our superior grasp" were Commisar Rourick's final words on the defence of planet TK-421. The most common fighting force in the Imperium, there are approximately three players in the world that actually use this army on the tabletop. Even though there are only 3 people who use this army it is still the most awesome. They have three main stratergies 1: Mobbing, this invloves simply sending 40000 men (if you can afford the Ł40000 price tag) and hammering your enemy to death, it always works, ALWAYS! 2. Mass surender, by surrendering in mass nubers the Imperial Guard can seriously hamper their opponents who will need to half their entire army to guard them. 3. Jumping, when 40000 Guardsmen jump, an earthquake happens.


Eto, može se i s Gardom dobiti bitka.

Netko je divno proučio igru i pošteno ukazao na sve prave stvari.

[Heretik]

Nope, nisam ovo pisao, ali kao da jesam.

[Chavez]

Bero daj se mani vise tih space marinaca......

[Bojo]

40k Rase (izmedju ostalog)

[Heretik]

Ma evo, počet ću i ja skupljat marince, samo nek' bude booogato;
ali sjetio sam se nekih ljudi kad sam im rekao to isto....

Ajmo lijepo na brdo, da se pobijemo ko' ljudi.