Webway Silver Gate 2000

[Krunkova]

- Are you tired of having your raiders with troops still in them shot down by those pestky smurf land speeders? :D
- is your talos too slow?
- haven't you had enough of this sponzored type of wargaming?
WE HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!!!

WEBWAY SILVER GATE 2000
Webway silver gate 2000 offers all the services of a standard Webway portal-but unlike any other portal it can also be deployed from a moving vehicle,like for example your Ultra Speed Raider.
Just call 1-800-webway!
Enjoy endless fun while speeding out of your personal 2 demension portal! Watch your opponents amazed gaze as your raiders with wyches in them blindingly spring out of the portal going straight for his HQ choices.
That's it!
1 - 800 - WEBWAY

Call now,and get an extra talos fueling victim for FREE!!! [smilie=orc6.gif]
Remember,this offer is a one time deal.Not available in your local shop! :D
If you call right now,we will include in this special ,one time offer an extra scissor hand for free,to torture your Talos fueling victim! :o Watch closely and observe how his life escense slowly drains into your Talos. :P
Here with us is Draghar -a professional raider driver.Tell us Draghar-how Webway Silver Gate 2000 changed your professional life?
Draghar:At first,back at the start of the 4th edition,due to new rules on skimmers no longer blocking enemy's line of sight-my raider was getting shot all the time-by the smurf m*** f**ers!!!
[i] But then,my archon got the Webway Silver Gate 2000-and my life is changed
Since i have been using Webway Silver Gate 2000,my raider hasn't been shot down,and all the wyches in the squad I'm transporting find me attractive [smilie=orccool.gif]

You herd it folks!!!

Remember: 1-800-Webway

And tell us Asdrubael,what does every costumer get?
Asdrubael(imagine Vect smiling
WEAKLING!! BUY THE WEBWAY SILVER GATE 2000!!!! THE FIRST 200 CUSTOMERS TO CALL GET: - WEBWAY SILVER GATE 2000
- TALOS FUELING VICTIM
- SCISSORHAND TO TORTURE HIM
- AND.....A THIS BRAND NEW ULTRA SPEED RAIDER Tm. STRAIGHT FROM MY KABAL OF THE BLACK HEART'S INVENTIVE TEAM OF HAEMONCULI... [smilie=orcgift.gif]

Thank you Asdrubael!
DO NOT INTERUPT ME FOOL!!!! (painfull scream in the background as the camera is shaking and a few drops of blood fall onto the screen



:D We of the Webway Silver gate 2000 apologize for any disturbing contentces perhaps shown on this program,and would like to thank you for your time.Special thaks to Draghar and our Supreme Lord Asdrubael Vect for his gloriest,in our universe still unmached skills at comunicating with general public,promotion of exceptable behaviour and uttermost professional advice on promoting our products.

In addition to this,we do not take any responsibility for possible death by exploding raiders,malfunctioning controls,warp deamon attacks,and shit happaning in wars in general…

moro sam...

[Degman]

A ko bi drugi.... :D